Arrived home at 5:30. First shot, 5:35. Took my second ten minutes ago and just opened a bottle of sparkling red. I’ma take this bitch.
Got up at four am to work a double at work, starting at five. I’m currently in the back seat of my car, catching a quick nap before my second shift.
Happy fucking Valentine’s Day.
One of my old Facebook friends my age just got engaged. To a chubby, midwestern, mom-faced girl. 8C WHY THE FUCK AM I ALONE?!!!!
…it’s a total turn on. O_____O
omfg hahaha I never thought about this…
But Buckbeak never ACTUALLY died in ANY reality, remember? Because time is an unbreakable cycle, just like the only reason Harry and Hermione survived the demetors was because they had already saved themselves in the future. 8D
PROCESSED FAST FOOD. THIS VIDEO IS FCKN GROSS.
Can you guess what McDonald’s food this is?? Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made – things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve — bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
I really want McNuggets now
^LOL. Me too.
^^ Not me…I want STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM LIKE WHOA. X)
Eating cereal with fresh cut strawberries. 83 So dericious.
I don’t like haphazardly pinned up hair, it doesn’t look like any effort or care was made in styling >( CARE ABOUT YOUR HAIR
…I love this. I think it’s beautiful and wish I knew how they did it. -___- Sorry, Nolan.